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My girl, the brunette, has an unbelievable ass that you read about. By Pauly D Girl Brunette Unbelievable Ass Read

Sang's ass was not so much an ass but a continuation of leg and bone, covered by pockets because society demanded it be covered by pockets. By Sloane Crosley Covered Pockets Sang Bone Ass

Your fascination with my ass isn't healthy, you know. I'm apparently already taken. My lover-to-be might beat you with his walking stick or toss his dentures at you if you put your gorilla-sized hands on that region of my body." Anger By Laurann Dohner Healthy Fascination Ass Anger Apparently

suburban-cocooned ass By Bobby Adair Suburbancocooned Ass

None but an ass pays a compliment and asks a favour at the same time. There are many asses. By Mark Twain Time Ass Pays Compliment Favour

If I were someone named Mr. Ass, I'd be really worried about doing time. By Vince Mcmahon Ass Time Named Worried

i recommend the phrase 'pineapple ass By Tao Lin Phrase Pineapple Ass Recommend

You can't say asses in church unless you are speaking of donkeys. By Allan Dare Pearce Donkeys Asses Church Speaking

scrotum. By David Levithan Scrotum

There's two things I really like to do and that's whoop ass and look good. I'm doing one of them right now and on Saturday night, I'm doing the other. By Conor Mcgregor Good Things Whoop Ass Saturday

Methought I was enamoured of an ass. By Titania Methought Ass Enamoured

Carpe Rectum. Seize the hot ass the good Lord has provided. By Valerie Z. Lewis Rectum Carpe Lord Seize Provided

Take this and stick it up your ass." I By Christina Lauren Ass Stick

Gotta love a woman that can hand you your own ass. By Penelope Douglas Gotta Ass Love Woman Hand

I swear to you that I am not quite such an ass as I like to appear sometimes, although I am rather an ass, I admit. By Fyodor Dostoyevsky Ass Admit Swear

You can't let people take advantage of you. Go get that ass. By J. B. Smoove People Advantage Ass

That's some moon""Stop talking about my ass, you beast. By Libba Bray Stop Moon Ass Beast Talking

How could something called 'The Breath of the Ass' help but bring trouble? By Tom Robbins Breath Ass Called Trouble Bring

Soon as we get the ass, we start callin em hoes. By Drake Ass Hoes Start Callin

An ass is beautiful to an ass, and a pig is beautiful to a pig. By John Ray Beautiful Ass Pig

In the ass is how you create loyalty. By Philip Roth Loyalty Ass Create

Puny human body, my ass! By Margaret Weis Puny Body Ass Human

Asses are made to bear, and so are you. By William Shakespeare Asses Bear Made

Being an ass trumps being a piece of ass. By Cherry Cheva Ass Trumps Piece

What is said behind my back is said to my ass. By Georges Clemenceau Ass Back

Detective, any warm-blooded male with a pulse would have his hand on your glorious ass. May I?""Knock yourself out."His fingertips sketched over that tight sheen of Lycra before cupping a taut globe for a squeeze. "What kind of workout do you do to get that kind of muscle tone?"She put her face up close to his. "I beat the shit outta guys who grab my ass. By Nancy Gideon Detective Ass Knock Warmblooded Male

Christ rode on an ass, but now asses ride on Christ. By Heinrich Heine Christ Ass Rode Asses Ride

I'm about to enter a national ass-kicking contest. With no legs. And a massive ass. By Julia Louis-Dreyfus Contest Enter National Asskicking Legs

They call me Seymour Butts, cause I get more ass than most. By Ludacris Butts Seymour Call Ass

I was more ass than assassin. By Mark Lawrence Assassin Ass

Kiss my ass and my anus'cause it's finally famous By Nicki Minaj Kiss Famous Ass Anuscause Finally

Those that can't beat the ass, beat the saddle. By Robert Graves Beat Ass Saddle

Get your assets working for you so that your "ass" isn't working for someone else. By Robert Kiyosaki Ass Working Assets

You know what? You know what? You know what?' I was waving my finger under her nose. 'You scratched the Son of God. That's your ass, that's what. By Christopher Moore God Son Nose Ass Waving

My ass is big because a lot of people have to kiss it. By Jenni Rivera Ass Big Lot People Kiss

Asses prefer garbage to gold. By Heraclitus Asses Gold Prefer Garbage

No anal problems here. By Parker Tyler Anal Problems

Asscrown," I muttered under my breath as I headed to my next class. I wasn't proud of swearing at a complete stranger, no. but he started it.Noah matched my pace. "Don't you mean 'assclown'?" He looked amused."No," I said, louder this time. "I mean asscrown. The crown on top of the asshat that covers the asshole of the assclown. The very zenith in the hierarchy of asses," I said, as though I was reading from a dictionary of modern profanity."I guess you nailed me then. By Michelle Hodkin Class Muttered Breath Headed Asscrown

So you'll be my bodyguard for any guys who want to introduce me to anal?' I joke.'I will defend your virtue and your ass to the death,' he says with a knightly vow. By Bianca Giovanni Anal Bodyguard Guys Introduce Joke

I showed sideboob. I don't need to show ass. You get one or the other. You don't get both. By Mila Kunis Sideboob Showed Ass Show

Always wanted a girl with a heart-shaped ass. Most of my exes have ass-shaped hearts. By Quentin R. Bufogle Ass Wanted Girl Heartshaped Hearts

Save your ass, give my ass.... what a friend you are... By Deyth Banger Ass Save Give Friend

My back is too long or something because my ass is constantly hanging out. By Robert Pattinson Back Long Ass Constantly Hanging

No," I said, louder this time. "I mean asscrown. The crown on top of the asshat that covers the asshole of the assclown. The very zenith in the hierarchy of asses," I said, as though reading from a dictionary of modern profanity. By Michelle Hodkin Louder Time Asscrown Assclown Asses

When I'm in really good shape, I like my butt. It's juicy - that's what my fiance says. By Ali Larter Shape Butt Good Juicy Fiance

The ass will carry his load, but not a double load; ride not a free horse to death. By Miguel De Cervantes Load Ride Death Ass Carry

No doubt about it! I gotta get a new ass! By Tony Millionaire Doubt Ass Gotta

...your ass is grass... By Lauren Myracle Grass Ass

Sucks to your ass-mar! By William Golding Sucks Assmar

Her angel's pants were molded to a nice, beefy ass By Laurann Dohner Nice Beefy Ass Angel Pants

I want to flog your ass and I want it bare. By Lainie Suzanne Bare Flog Ass

If I believed in a god, it would be the god of women's asses. By Shay Savage Asses God Believed Women

Conceive you - that ass! By Joseph Conrad Conceive Ass

Now please don't refer to yourself ass some woman I fuck occasionally because, quite frankly, it makes me mad, and you really wouldn't like me when Im angry. By E.l. James Frankly Mad Angry Refer Ass

If I touch it, that ass is gonna go off. By Cassie Mae Touch Ass Gonna

Don't you mean 'assclown'?" he looked amused."No," I said louder this time. "I mean asscrown. The crown on top of the asshat that covers the asshole of the assclown. The very zenith in the hierarchy of asses. By Michelle Hodkin Amused Time Looked Louder Assclown

There'd been some nights when my fat ass had saved my ass (ba-dum-tsh). By Lish Mcbride Ass Nights Fat Saved

You don't know your ass from a hole in the ground, you know that? By Barry Webster Ground Ass Hole

Wow, he must get more ass than a toilet seat! By Kresley Cole Wow Seat Ass Toilet

According to my figures I've only had 2500 pieces of ass but I've watched 12500 horse races, and if I have any advice to anybody, it's this: take up watercolor painting. By Charles Bukowski Pieces Watched Horse Races Painting

Damn, Lu. When did you get an ass like this? By Gina L. Maxwell Damn Ass

Never let 'em see you ache"; that's what Mr. Mayer always said. Or was it ass; "Never let 'em see your ass"? By Carrie Fisher Mayer Ache Ass

The ass that's officially owned by me?" Gavin caressed his hands down her waist, settling on said ass. "This one? Ah, yes. Yes, this one. I love this ass." "Owned?" Emily playfully questioned. "Yes ... owned. Never to be leased by another. I'm king landlord, sweets. By Gail Mchugh Ass Owned Officially Gavin Waist

I cannot say your worships have delivered the matter well when I find the ass in compound with the major part of your syllables [ ... ] our very priests must become mockers if they shall encounter such ridiculous subjects as you are. When you speak best unto the purpose, it is not worth the wagging of your beards, and your beards deserve not so honorable a grave as to stuff a botcher's cushion or to be entombed in an ass's packsaddle [ ... ] more of your conversation would infect my brain, being the herdsmen of the beastly plebeians. I will be bold to take my leave with you. By William Shakespeare Syllables Worships Delivered Matter Find

I'm going to write a book someday and the title will be I'm an Ass, You're an Ass. That's the most liberating, wonderful thing in the world, when you openly admit you're an ass. It's wonderful. When people tell me, You're wrong I say, What can you expect of an ass? By Anthony De Mello Ass Write Book Someday Title

Off, end this lies it's not awesome. Please take this crap, second very clever and smart, but I want to add suffix (-ass), it's very suitable, isn't it? By Deyth Banger End Awesome Lies Ass Crap

Can I ask you why there was the imprint of an ass on great-grandma's table? I got up the other morning and come in here to have my coffee. I sat down and got ready to read the paper , when low and behold I was confronted with the imprint of an ass on the table. By Alex Morgan Imprint Ass Table Greatgrandma Coffee

Please follow these instructions:1. Stack the pages of this letter neatly. 2. Roll the pages up into a cylinder. 3. Smack yourself over the head with it. 4. Repeat. You complete ass. By Leah Thomas Instructions Follow Pages Repeat Roll

I can't hit a ball more than 200 yards. I have no butt. You need a butt if you're going to hit a golf ball. By Dennis Quaid Yards Hit Ball Butt Golf

If you have pain in your ass, it doesn't mean you have done something wrong, but it's probably because you're wearing your little brother's underwear. By Waheed Ibne Musa Ass Wrong Underwear Pain Wearing

By outward show let's not be cheated; An ass should like an ass be treated. By John Gay Ass Cheated Treated Outward Show

dont be an ass-hat!! By P.c. Cast Dont Asshat

I was bent over, mixing paint when Georgia slid up behind me and thwacked my rear end, hard, causing me to lurch and sloshing paint on my shoe."Did you just slap my ass?" I rubbed at it, completely offended, more than a little surprised."It was in my way. And it's kinda hard not to look at.""It is? Why?" My incredulous voice squeaked in a very unmanly way..."It's a great-looking ass. That's why," Georgia didn't sound particularly happy about it, honestly. By Amy Harmon Paint Mixing End Causing Shoe

Kiss the fattest part of my ass By Jen Lancaster Kiss Ass Fattest Part

Butt holes are like a one-way street; they were made the way they were for a reason. By Nenia Campbell Butt Street Reason Holes Oneway

First comes the cash, then comes the ass, then come big blunts with chunks of hash. By The Notorious B.i.g. Cash Ass Hash Big Blunts

I hate behind the scenes ass muthafuckas. By Kedy B. Muthafuckas Hate Scenes Ass

Jokes about butts WORKED. By Drew Magary Worked Jokes Butts

Standing in the shower, I feel something on the back of my leg that turns out to be my ass. By Mary Karr Standing Shower Ass Feel Back

What are you gonna do for a face when the baboon wants his ass back? By Abraham Lincoln Back Gonna Face Baboon Ass

This [my backside] is still very, very big. By Renee Zellweger Backside Big

Captain Assbag No Fun? By Karina Halle Fun Assbag Captain

When he'd watched her in the past, he hadn't understood why she would wear such conservative tops, then such provocative skirts. Yes, they went past her knees, but they also stretched so enticingly over her ass.He'd finally figured it out. Holly didn't realize how those expensive materials molded over her generous curves.Cade knew females liked to ask, "Does my ass look big in this?" But considering Holly as an example, he'd begun to suspect that women really couldn't determine what their asses looked like.Oh, well. A question for the ages. By Kresley Cole Tops Skirts Past Watched Understood

Hand off my ass or I'll rip off your balls. By Katie Mcgarry Hand Balls Ass Rip

I will get your some clothes, a sword, and your very own assassin to join you on your quest.""Ooh, just what I've always wanted. A man whose job title had the word ass in it not once, but two times. By Quinn Loftis Ooh Clothes Sword Quest Wanted

I'd rather be a little behind than a big ass. By John C. Daly Ass Big

No matter how you twist and turn, your ass is always in the back. By Andrew Sturm Turn Back Matter Twist Ass

Well, fella, as much as I'd like to stick something up your ass, it ain't gonna be my finger or anything else on my body - sorry to disappoint. By A. Violet End Fella Ass Body Disappoint Stick

You say asshole; I say hole of the ass, but we say same thing, yes?" - Babushka Ivanov By Jessie Lane Asshole Ass Thing Hole Babushka

In the history of man, there has been and always will be more horses' asses than horses. By Jeffrey Fry Man Horses History Horses Asses

Fuck your brothers in the ass backwards. By Tijan Fuck Backwards Brothers Ass

ass first, into a bowser. By Des Parker Ass Bowser

I rub a hand over my face. I'm an ass. A really, really confused ass. By Lauren Layne Face Ass Rub Hand Confused

A fan of that ass, more than likely, I figured. By Mariana Zapata Ass Figured Fan

Shut up, candy-ass, By Stephen King Candyass Shut

Don't ya ever get too big for your britches or someone's gonna bust your britches wide open and then they'll find out you got a butt like everybody else. Nothing special about it. By Cathy Lamb Britches Big Gonna Bust Wide

I tagged your ass the other night," I said, "while you were sleeping- and you liked it.""Really? I thought it was a dream." "It was. A WET one. By Giorge Leedy Night Sleeping Tagged Ass Dream

O, that he were here to write me down an ass! But, masters, remember, that I am an ass; though it be not written down, yet forget not that I am an ass. By William Shakespeare Ass Write Masters Remember Written

Just relax and breathe through your ass. By Lewis Black Ass Relax Breathe

You can't be fully present in your body without being present in your ass. By Charlie Glickman Present Ass Fully Body